Poor, demented Britney has been in the press virtually every day over the last few months, her every bizarre movement recorded by a gaggle of paparazzi and splashed across every tabloid and gossip site. I almost forgot, amongst the media scandals, that she was a pop star.
I was always told to never kick a person when they're down - but Britney Spears isn't really helping herself out here by releasing this incredibly mediocre single. Yes, I do feel sorry for the girl - she's gone from sparkly pop strumpet to social services worst nightmare in the space of eight years, but this is no excuse for implementing the worst comeback since Michael Jackson.